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HIPPOHAYDAY
MISSION CONTROL⚠ MISSION UPDATE
LAUNCH POSTPONED
Launch 06 JUL 2026 is POSTPONED.
New preliminary launch date (prel): 10 JUL 2026 · 10:00
COUNTDOWN TO DEPLOYMENT
🚀 DEPLOYED!
Grattis på 50-årsdagen,
NIKLAS! 🦄🎉
MISSION PERSONNEL
PILOT
NIKLAS · AGE 50
- HEALTH Left knee: DEGRADED
- STATUS✓ BRIEFED ✎
CO-PILOT
SARA · AGE 49 → 50
- HEALTH Back: DEGRADED
- STATUS✓ MISSION READY ✎
MISSION CONTROL
DIRECTOR
PETER
- COFFEE43%
- HEALTH Sanity questionable
- STATUS✓ Deployed ✎
REALITY CHECK OFFICER
HEDVIG
- HEALTH Confused
- STATUS✓ Deployed MISSION granted ✎
- RISK ASSESSMENT Skeptical
MISSION SPECIALIST
ISAK
- HEALTH Without socks
- STATUS✓ MISSION READY ✎
MISSION CONTROL
CHRISTINE
- HEALTH Eating melon
- STATUS✕ Ground crew not deployable ✎
AUXILIARY CREW
MISSION SPECIALIST
ADAM
STATUS✕ Stuck in myckelgensjö ✎
MISSION SPECIALIST
FRIDA
STATUS✓ MISSION READY🤪 ✎
MISSION SPECIALIST
WILLIAM
STATUS✓ Deployed ✎
MISSION SPECIALIST
ANDREAS
STATUS✓ Vilse ✎
MISSION SPECIALIST
EVELINA
STATUS⚠ not Deployed ✎
TELEMETRY 〜〜〜
SUN FACTOR · SMHI · MOLIDEN · NOW…
HYPE LEVEL98%
UNICORN MOOD96%
BIRTHDAY SPIRITMAX
MISSION LOG LIVE
CREW NOTES
Remember:
It's not just a float trip.
It's a lifestyle.
Hydrate. Celebrate. Repeat.
THREAT LEVEL
LOW
Just fun fun fun